"And in summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client seeks only what is fair in response to the obvious negligence and malfeasance of the Roxxon Corporation, specifically the- AAAAAH!"

 

Without warning, Jennifer Walter heard a ripping noise and saw the buttons of her sensible grey blazer fly across the courtroom as her already impressive bust swelled outwards in an instant. Her not unimpressive EE's were now at least four times their previous size! They jutted out like twin bean bags, bigger than any porn star or massively obese woman alive on the planet Earth and popping out of her overstrained bra. She actually fell over despite her superhuman strength, causing the sound of meaty smacks as her ridiculously huge breasts hit the courtroom floor.

 

"Uh, Your Honor, Prosecution requests a recess?" she said, blushing with embarrassment.

***

"Dude, you just know Black Canary's the biggest slut on the Avengers." Roger said as they walked home from school together. "My Dad says only hookers wear fishnets."

 

"Pfft, whatever." Larry scoffed. "Lots of superchicks wear waaaay less than Black Canary. Your Dad's probably just mad because she'd never be into him."

"Screw you man, my Dad's awesome. What are you saying, she's like a lesbian or something?"

 

"Sure," Larry said rolling his eyes. "That's it. Black Canary's a total lesbo. She just can't get enough pussy."

***

"Dinah, are you okay? Dinah? Earth to Dinah!" Huntress snapped.

"Huh? Oh, sorry, I was- sorry, what were we talking about?" Black Canary replied sheepishly over the radio, her voice oddly distracted.

"You were supposed to tell me when you had eyes on Black Cat. The mission remember?"

"Oh, right! Sorry, I've got eyes on her. Man, do I have eyes on her. Mmm. Damn. She's about to try and break into the, um, place. Wow, what an ass. Limber too."

"What?!?" came the flustered reply. "What the Hell did you just say?"

"Fuck, she's hot! She's bisexual, right? Hey, new plan, I'm gonna go stop her before she breaks in, don't bother showing up, OK? Canary out!"

 

Huntress actually took out her communication device and stared at it before contacting Oracle.

"Hey, Oracle, I think we've got a problem with Black Canary . . . but I'm not sure how to put it. You might want to call Ollie for this one. Definitely NOT Batwoman."

***

"Ashleigh just turned me down for Junior Prom. I hate High School."

"I hear you man. I wish I was a Teen Titan. I bet they get laid all the time."

"Yeah, Beast Boy must be having to fight off a dozen hot groupies every night."

***

"I swear I don't know how they got in my room!" squeaked a panicked Beast Boy as a dozen sexy teen girls howled their lusty desires from the other side of his locked door in Titans Tower. "You have to believe me!"

Raven rubbed her brow and Nova stood with his jaw agape as they heard a chorus of voices begging Beast Boy to fuck them amid the pounding on his door.

***

"Dude, you're crazy. Captain America is not screwing Wonder Woman. She's like a lesbo or something."

Larry snorted.

"She runs around in star spangled panties, man! You do the math. Whenever they're behind closed doors, she's totally his nympho Amazon fuckbuddy."

***

"I'm not saying I agree with your battlefield decisions but rather that I disagree that we had to break through a sovereign nation's borders to intercede at all Captain." Diana of Themyscryia said with folded arms.

"Doom's a threat to everyone, regardless of his status as a monarch of his petty kingdom. I don't feel badly that we interceded and prevented him from gathering technology from Apokolips. Frankly, I'm surprised that you do." Captain America said with a frown.

"Diplomacy should be our first movement, no matter how we feel about the monarch in question. Such underhanded tactics are unbecoming of our organization." Wonder Woman said sternly.

"A man like Doom would only use the advance warning to consolidate power." Steve Rogers said.

"Ugh, I can't take this argument anymore! I'm going shopping. Ciao, darlings!" Wasp said, airily closing the door behind her to the Avengers conference room.

"We cannot know that for certain until we at least make the-"

The door closed with a click and Diana moaned.

"Ohhh, Gods, I'm SO wet! So HOT!"

"Diana, what- mmmpph!"

Suddenly, Wonder Woman was kissing him passionately, one hand massaging his cock eagerly.

"FUCK me, Steve! Fuck me HARD and fuck me NOW!" she groaned, pushing him down on the table as she yanked off her bustier, letting her impressive tits pop out, the dark nipples and hard, kicking it off to one side to reveal her dark bush and dripping pussy. "Gods, I need it sooooo BAD!"

"Diana, what are you-"

"Ohh, did you want me to suck you first? Or maybe fuck me from behind? Gods, it doesn't MATTER, just put your COCK in ME! I NEED IT!" she shouted, casually tearing at his crotch to free his massive wang before sucking it with a furious desperation.

 

What she lacked in technique she immediately made up for in enthusiasm. Steve tried to pull at her long dark hair to stop her but it only seemed to encourage her frantic cocksucking.

 

"Mmmph! Mmmph! Gllk!" Diana groaned as one hand fingered herself roughly and the other massaged his balls, eagerly deep throating him. Steve felt himself getting rock hard despite the outlandishness of the situation, Diana's blue eyes radiating animal lust as they looked up at him.

 

"Whoopsie, forgot that I didn't pack my platinum card in this suit- OH MY GOD!" Wasp screamed as she opened the door again to find Wonder Woman sucking off Captain America in just her boots, tiara and bracelets.

As soon as the door opened, Diana blushed and pushed herself off of Steve, coughing and trying to cover herself, leaving the supersoldier lying fully erect on their shared conference table.

"Agh! Ptui! Hera! I didn't- Gods, what- WHY?!?"

"Uh, Janet, this isn't what it looks like, I swear!" Steve said, scrambling to cover his junk with his shield.

 

Janet just guffawed while also blushing.

"It looks like you two are finally doing it - but on the CONFERENCE TABLE?!? Wow, get a room, you two!"

She slid back quickly, sliding the door closed with a laugh.

"Don't forget to use protection!" she added before they could protest further.

"Steven, please know that I would never act in this fashion wi-" Diana started just before the door clicked shut again. "Oh, thank Hera, I thought she'd NEVER leave! Now, fuck me, by all the GODS, FUCK ME!

She tossed his shield aside and literally threw herself at him . . .