In another part of the Hydra’s Global Reich, there was a gathering that was much more pleasant, at least for the cameras. Karen Star, the other dimensional Kara Zor-El, was smiling at her friends who were now all facist NAZI cunts. Lois Lane in her Party Brown Blazer pant suit with jack boots and arm band. There was Mary Jane Watson in her SS General Officer Uniform for her place as deputy head of the Lebensborn along with Zatanna Zatara in her Lebensborn SS Uniform like Karen was wearing, Jessica Spider Woman Drew in her special uniform and Gwen Stacy in her Hydra Girls Program uniform. They were in Lois’ domain, the Information Ministry’s central Broadcasting Building in what had once been Columbia University in New York City. The room was filled with reporters from all of the Hydra approved media outlets, and the security staff were in their suits and ties around the outside of the room. Everyone looked at the clock and began to shuffle to their places. Kara took her spot on stage as a senior member of Lebensborn next to the seat for Mary Jane Watson. Gwen, Zatanna and Lois were on the other side with Jessica seated right behind the podium.
Right at the top of the hour Mary Jane tapped the microphone and cleared her throat. All the propaganda agents in the room switched to record mode.
“Hail Hydra,” Mary Jane started and waited for the crowds’ repetition and then spoke in perfect German, [Greetings I am SS Senior Group Leader Watson. Today we will be giving a presentation on behalf of the “Life Spring Program” intended for the English Speaking residents of North America. We are releasing a new initiative for our North American residents and as such SS Brigade Leader Drew will be giving her briefing in English. Translations will be made available into Regime Authorized Languages after the Questions and Answers Section at the end. Please hold all Questions until the end for SS Brigade Leader Drew. SS Brigade Leader Drew.]
Mary Jane smiled and back away letting Jessica take the podium and then clapped as she took her next to Karen.
“Good Afternoon,” Jessica smiled, “As a senior member of the Lebensborn Program I like to talk to everyday women to find out how we are doing. Among the things I hear is that Lebensborn is only for Aryan Elite and that there is no such campus in my area. Well I want to talk to you about a new out reach program that we are releasing as part of next months Smart Phone Update Package from the Reich’s North American Telecom Cartel. Everyone will find a new Lebensborn app on your phone and today I would like to tell you how it helps all women and about some of the functions. I know how useful it is since ‘Not only am I a member, I am a client!’ Ha ha.”
Karen rolled her eyes as Jessica turned to show off her pregnant belly for the cameras.
The Screen behind her started with the slide show staring the spider whores as Jessica continued to blather on about the app. A security guy came over to Karen and leaned in to whisper in her ear. Be blurted something in accented German and then stopped.
“Frauline Star,” He said again in jerky English, “Phone call for you.”
Karen nodded at him and then turned to her boss, Senior NAZI bitch Watson. MJ smiled and waved her hand indicating that it was alright for her to go. Karen followed the man into a side room where an encrypted telephone was waiting on a table. She picked up the hand set.
“Hello Guppy-further Star,” Bruce Wayne announced in his fop persona.
“Mr. Wayne, if you weren’t such a loyal and valuable member that sort of attitude might get you in trouble,” Karen giggled, “I know you think your reputation for being lazy is unwarranted, but if this is you rescuing me from this press conference… You really are just phoning it in.”
“Ha, I got you off stage didn’t I?” Bruce kept his tone light and playful, “Look I am calling you in your official capacity. I just got a call about some ladies that are about to graduate one of your ‘schools for wayward girls.’ It seems that a combat patrol just caught some prime maternity candidates out in the Aegean Sea, and I was offered a choice selection for a hefty sum. Now I don’t want to step on toes but I thought that such ‘dating services’ were handled by your people in the central office of the Lebensborn program.”
“It is,” Karen said, “Did they say anything else?”
“Just that these ladies were strong and healthy types,” Bruce said, “Look I am not trying to cause trouble, but I want to make sure everything is done by the book, that’s why I called you as the Chief Inspector for the program.”
“I will look into the matter and make sure that no one is trying to line their pockets,” Karen said, “I am sure if this pans out you would like some sort of thank you.”
“Oh, I have enough thank you’s from the Reich,” Bruce smiled, “Maybe a brief personal visit to thank me in person…”
“I will look into the matter Mr. Wayne,” Karen said.
She hung up the phone. While the call was over a secure and encrypted line, it was far from private. Still Bruce had managed to convey the message in a way that the internal security folks would brush off. Amazons had been captured and were being held in one of the re-education camps run by some of the other grand-high-fuck-offs. If they were going to have any chance it was best for the Femi-nazis’ to claim them as part of their sisterhood and demand transfer to their care. That would be the best chance for a rescue slash escape. Time was essential… Karen looked out the one-way mirror at the stage at Mary Jane as she clapped in response to something Jessica had said. Karen opened the door and tapped the security guy’s shoulder, she then pointed at MJ. With a stomp of her heel he was off and in moments Mary Jane came strutting up.
“This had better be important,” Mary Jane snapped after the door closed.
“I got a call that Norman Osborn has Amazons and is trying to sell them to party officials behind our back,” Karen crossed her arm as she looked at the phone.
“Go smile on stage,” Mary Jane ordered, “I will get our merchandise.”
Karen saluted with a “Hail Hydra” and left. Thank god these NAZI pricks were so eager to stab each other in the back. Jessica was seated and Gwen Stacy was talking about how the app linked to the national health care records database and allowed doctors to identify priority patients for appointments.