Deadpool was skipping down the isles of the wearhouse tossing bombs this way and that as he went. The job was simple enough, someone wanted him to get attention, they wanted to do something sneaky and needed a distraction.
“DEADPOOL!” came the shrill screech.
“Oh come on I needed another two minutes to finish planting the fireworks,” Deadpool said in an awe shucks manor.
“Maybe if you hadn’t opened up with multiple machine guns,” She-Hulk said as she stepped out, “The old folks next door wouldn’t have called it in as a terrorist attack.”
“Laydown your arms!” Wonder Woman pointed a sword at Deadpool as she floated down in front of him.
“DEADPOOL!” Susan Richards screamed as she came in trying to get blood off her boots, “Really? You had to hang entrails from the ceiling?!?”
“That was a happy accident?” Deadpool didn’t convince himself either.
*
Dupic readied the arrows, the first two were easy. He knocked them and aimed. She-hulk and Sue both took magic arrows in the heart. He went to work on the what he would need for the Amazon.
*
“DEADPOOL I AM GOING TOOoooo….” Sue trailed off as she stared blankly at Deadpool.
Sue and Jen’s outfits morphed from full body spandex suits into stripper heels and Deadpool themed bikinis.
“OH,” Jen recited like a bad actress, “Master Deadpool, you are so sexy.”
“Oh baby,” Sue strutted towards her new love god, “I’ve been a naughty girl!”
“Ah…” Deadpool stammered.
“Sisters?” Diana shouted confused.
“Treat me like your porn star baby,” Jen deadpanned.
“Ah is there a reason you are phoning it in?” Deadpool asked Jen.
“Hay the script says the two of us turned into brain dead bimbo sex slaves,” Jen shrugged, “…and to be honest, it seems the writer is phoning it in too.”
[Excuse me.]
“Yeah this is some cheesy dialogue.”
[Excuse me!]
“You’re excused,” Jen smirked.
[Look, I know this isn’t my best work, but it is needed to get further on in the story. Now either get back in character or we have to cut the humiliation of Wonder Woman and go straight over to Gotham for the fall of the Bats.]
“OK,” Jen smirked.
“Right humiliate Wonder Woman!” Deadpool snickered.
“What is going on?” Diana shouted, “Susan, snap out of it!”
*
Dipuc aimed the arrow and let it fly.
*
Wonder Woman arched her back as the magic struck her. Her lasso flung loose and landed in Deadpool’s hand. She tried to fight the magic.
“Ladies, help your friend feel more comfortable,” Deadpool called.
She-Hulk got behind Wonder Woman and put her in a bear hug. Sue put bubbles around Diana’s mouth and her wrists securing them together. Diana fought the magic surging throw her body but she was running out of breath. Deadpool went to Diana and slipped the magic lasso around her bracers.
“Isn’t this how you became a sexy slave in yee-olden days?” Deadpool asked, “At least I think that’s what Willy Martson said.”
“Shh,” Sue cooed, “Just let go and love Master…”
“We can all share him,” Jen licked Diana’s ear.
“You are so cute when you are panicking,” Deadpool stared at Diana’s tits as they increased in size.
Diana’s costume shrunk, her corset top and armor plate shrinking back into a string bikini top, her belt became a garter belt and her panties shrunk into a g-string. Deadpool watched her boots climb up her legs stopping inches from the g-string. Finally, the star on her tiara turned into a Deadpool logo.
“Wade baby,” Sue asked.
“Ok. Now,” Deadpool nodded.
Sue released the force bubbles. Deadpool noticed that the Lasso had split and now ended embedded in each bracer and at the long end with a handle with his name on it.
“Dee Dee?” Deadpool asked, “Babe can you hear me?”
“Yes Master Wade,” Diana giggled.
“Dee Dee?” Jen asked, “she has to be at least Fs now.”
[Shh!]
“So what do we want to do now?” Deadpool asked.
“Titty fucks?” the three shouted.
“Yeah because ever girl like gizz in their eyes,” Jen rolled her eyes.
“You volunteering your ass babe?” Deadpool asked.
“If I'm mind fucked to enjoy it…”