"What the fuck?" he wondered.

"SPIDERMAN! WE WILL DESTROY YOU!" the huge symbiote answered.

"I have a life."

  The Symbiote spread into many women. Peter knew he had to set things right. He put on his spiderman costume and was swinging through the streets. It was all covered in black goo. He approached the large bell in the church.

  "If this doesn't stop them..."

  The symbiotes approached.

  "OH FUCK YOU PEOPLE! MY LIFE IS FUCKING OVER!" 

  He rang the bell several times, which stunned the symbiote. It gave out a huge yell. He tried to stop the symbiotes from controlling everyone, which successfully worked. The symbiote split, and there were naked women all over the place. Their breasts were big, their ass was tight, but soon, Peter had to discover what he had done.