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The commercial breaks feature Mxyzptlk using the X-Men to sell very, very X-rated products! Like Kitty Pryde's "Titty Wide" Breast Enhancement Cream . . .

by Master_Kind
Storyline Porn Star Hero
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Mxyzptlk and Mojo had made a deal that worked out well for each of them. Mojo's "Body Shoppe" magic would be used to augment Mxy'z magic in upgrading and changing all of Superman's friends and foes (with physical changes being permanent should the Man of Steel actually have sex with any of them). Mxy could use the same combination of magic but only on Mojo's biggest ratings-grabbers - the X-Men of his world, with the caveat that all physical changes would be permanent on them as well, as well as the products created by Mxy, Inc. and the Body Shoppe's collaboration.

The plus side? The hole Mxy had accidentally ripped between their dimensions was leaking incredible cosmic power that only the Imp could transfer and use up permanently in order to make Superman a cosmic force like him. If he didn't, he knew Mojo would find a way to use it and that guy was nuttier than a fruitcake.

Now, Mxyztplk didn't consider himself as evil and he could tell that the X-Men weren't bad guys - just superheros with bad luck. Being born in a world that feared and hated them sucked, so Mxy decided he'd make them happier by giving them the bodies and powers they'd always secretly desired as part of the new commercials. And where better to start with Kitty Pryde?

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"And ACTION!"

Kitty Pryde blinked and yawned as she slid out of bed, wearing only a sheer white tank top and white panties. She sighed and stood up, feeling oddly like she wasn't in control of her own body.

She walked up to a mirror and pouted, tossing her long, curly hair back and thrusting out her pert B-cups with a frown. Kitty then turned around and was shocked to find her mouth moving without her consent.

"Ladies! Have you ever been dissatisfied with your bust? I know I have!" she heard herself say in a pitchman's tone as she turned around to face a camera crew.

"My name's Kitty Pryde! You might know me as the only X-Woman with tits smaller than a pair of cantaloupes."

As if it were utterly normal, Kitty casually pulled off the white tank top, letting her firm, perky tits hang free.

"Cute, but not that great, right? Well, I got tired of being the only X-Woman without a D-cup, so I came up with this amazing new formula for all you girls out there tired of being one-upped by busty bimbos!"

Her hand reached out to grab what looked like a shampoo bottle with her face on it.

"Kitty Pryde's Titty Wide! Just squeeze out two squirts of this stuff-"

She saw her hands open and squirt out pink goo from the bottle.

"Apply to your boobs with one squirt per boob and voila!"

Kitty felt her hands begin massaging the pink cream onto her tits even as she was forced to keep smiling out at the camera. It smelled faintly of strawberries and made them tingly delightfully. Her nipples were instantly hard at the feeling as she rubbed it into every inch of her tits.

"In just ten seconds, you'll go up not ONE-"

Her boobs throbbed with pleasure and she gasped.

"Nuh-not TWO-"

Kitty felt herself ramping up to an orgasm and her face burned with shame.

"Not THREE-eeeeee!"

Fuck, she was so close! Her breasts hand never been this sensitive before or felt so . . . heavy? So hot and so good, fuck they felt amazing!

"But Fuh-FOUR cup siiiiizeees!" Kitty squeaked out as her body came with a series of small orgasms that made her have to sit down on the nearby bed.

She found herself able to look down finally and her jaw dropped. Where her pert B-cups had once stood she was now at least a DD-cup with large, fat brown nipples each the size of a Tootsie Roll.

"Look for yourself!" she heard herself pant. "This Kitty's finally got some series titties!"

With two hands she found herself hefting one of her new, oversized tits up to her lips and gave it a gentle kiss, which made her shiver with delight, her knees still unsteady from her earlier orgasm.

"Mwwah!" she giggled before standing back up again and squeezing her mammoth new mams between her arms to create a long valley of cleavage. God, they were huge! Just like Emma or Storm's, she thought deliriously. Hell, she could go even bigger with more of that cream . . .

She heard herself speak again as let her hefty new tit drop back into place and bent over toward the camera to give everyone a long, lingering look at her new boobs.

"Kitty Pryde's Titty-Wide Breast Enhancement Cream may not be for everybody." she heard herself say in a very serious tone. "Consult your doctor if you hate any of the following things - more sensitive tits, cumming from breastplay alone, hot guys wanting to fuck you, hot girls wanting to fuck you, huge dicks between your big fat, soft fun pillows and INCREDIBLE fucking orgasms."

To her surprise she saw Colossus walking onto the set from her left dressed in only a rad speedo while Peter Wisdom appeared on her left wearing an orange speedo. Both had bulging erections tenting the spandex.

"If you want your life changed for the best, use the product that gives you serious breasts! Right boys?"

"You got it, Kitty!" Colossus and Peter said at the same time as their mouths descended upon her nipples.

"Remember, that's Kitty Pryde's Titty-Wide! Another fine product from Mxyztplk Incorporated!" Kitty heard herself moan in delight as the two men then started sucking on a nipple each. "Order nooooooow!"

"AND CUT!"

***

CUE JINGLE!

Remember, when you want a product that's the best, use Mxyzptlk's Super Sex!


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