Title

A new variation on Cold Slither.

by Fanfic Fetishist
Storyline G.I.Joe
Characters Cobra Commander Destro The Baroness
Category
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    "...a new variation on the Cold Slither scheme," he said, nodding smugly.

    The looks of disgust and confusion on the faces of Destro, the Baroness, Interrogator, Firefly, Zartan, Major Bludd, Overkill, Tomax, Xamot, and Doctor Mindbender would have been hilarious to anyone watching.  Cobra Commander just took it all in stride.  "Hear me out," he said, turning to the monitor.  He pressed a button, and images of music idols such as Justin Beiber, Josh Groban, and dozens of others appeared on screen.  "The popularity of music today, as well as reality TV, has conquered the world far better than any army could.  The entertainment industry rules everything.  Hell, that SOPA nonsense would have sealed the deal if the Internet didn't rebel on them."  

    Cobra Commander then called up images of various Cobra officers and soldiers.  "My proposal is this," he said, "We start our OWN music company, and place subliminal messages in everything.  But we do it subtly, using only our best singers to do it.  Nothing even remotely snake themed."

    THAT surprised everyone.  Cobra Commander liked to slap a snake motif on everything.  And they were also surprised to find several of themselves up on the list of best singers.  

    "Commander... How do you propose we do this?" Baroness asked.  "I'm flattered that you think so highly of my voice, but it takes time for stardom to take off."  

    "Raptor's figured it all out," Cobra Commander said.  "That bird brain is finally useful.  We'll promote the hell out of the great singers, such as yourself and Destro, and 'arrange' to have all of the 'just really good' singers put on American Idol, each one wearing a device designed to spread Cobra's message across the globe.  

    He pressed a button, images of advertisements featuring Baroness and Destro in various positions, some romantic, some sexually teasing.  Destro grunted, glad at least that the Commander would still let him wear a metal mask, not wanting to dishonor his ancestors.  

    "...Do you really think this will work?" he said.  

    Cobra Commander just grinned beneath his mask, chuckling.

    Seven months later, the entire world was talking about the new music idols out there.  The Diamond Twins, Darrin and Nirrad, were tearing up the charts with their pop style, completely overshadowing the younger Justin Beiber completely.  Anya Contessa was the hottest new female singer out there, her talented voice capable of doing everything from bubblegum pop to opera.  And the mysterious Iron Phantom, who's real name was a mystery even to the hungry paparazzi, melted the hearts of millions with his beautiful operatic voice, his female fans creaming themselves when they heard his light Scottish accent.  There were rumors that he was going to be cast in an episode of Doctor Who soon.  

    Meanwhile, America prepared for the newest American Idol.  The contestants were all older than what they were used to seeing, but the auditions all proved to be exciting.  It looked to be a great season...

    In the background, a growing discontent with the American government was rising.  No one ever made the connection between the fact that the discontent really started to pick up shortly after the Diamond Twins, Anya Contessa, and Iron Phantom burst onto the musical scene...


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CorruptionCentral - 9/4/2015 6:31 PM
Busty Invaders from Mars sounds like a great storyline to me. I've only seen the first few minutes of it but it looks pretty fun.
C.King - 9/4/2015 5:35 PM
In the manner of 1950's B movies.Save for sex scenes, all in black and white.
C.King - 9/4/2015 5:34 PM
Sexy Pornstars like Lisa Ann as aliens who conquer Earth with boob powers and mind blowing sex which turns men into their zombie slaves
mercury01 - 9/4/2015 12:07 PM
I'm not familiar with Busty Invaders from Mars, but I like the sound of it.
C.King - 9/3/2015 9:14 PM
Anyone interested in a storyline based on Wicked's Busty Invaders from Mars?
Fanfic Fetishist - 9/2/2015 10:50 PM
Note that in my version of Proxy Conquerers, for the first chapter, the chosen proxy will wake up unaware of the changes, still remembering the old world.
LesLes - 8/31/2015 1:41 PM
Yes, and I don't know any way to fix it :-( Hopefully @superstories can delete the bad entry?
colleem - 8/31/2015 1:39 PM
I think this went wrong lesles :)
C.King - 8/29/2015 12:10 PM
Two ideas posted in Boards. One on Addvenure and on by accident on site.
gothamalleyviper - 8/28/2015 10:09 PM
I couldn't decide so I did both. Let me know what people think. And feel free to use either or both...



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