Clark's eyes narrowed as he realized that there was something going on here, and then he heard his JLA comm ring. He quickly put it in his ear as Lois leaned back showing off her perfect rack.
"Superman, its Fire and Ice, we have an emergency! you need to get a case of condoms and meet us at the Hall of Justice penthouse!"
"Superman! This is General Carter from the Pentagon! Darksid just landed an army outside Bangor Maine. She says if you don't get her pregnant she will destroy the town!"
"Kal, its us! Your Kryptonian cousins. We have been talking and ... We need to start making Kryptonian babies NOW KAL!"
"Superman it's Jimmy, look that witch Circe turned me into a Hooker! I need to suck your cock and then have Batman do me in the butt in an hour or I turn something worse!"
All the while Clark's mind was shorting out. Lois started to try and reach under the sheets and fish around for her breakfast.
There was only one thing Clark could say and he said it, "Duaaaaaaaaa........"