"Big Bertha - An American superheroine with the power to make herself incredibly fat and huge, gaining super strength, super durability, and, oddly, super agility in her fattened form," Reed Richards said, pointing at the image on the screen. He clicked
a button, and the image changed.
"Mother of Champions - A Chinese superheroine with the power to give birth to endless litters of twenty-five fast growing, short-lived super soldiers just by having sex once, the pregnancies lasting a week. Her super-soldiers live only a few weeks and
are basically on the same physical level of Captain America. In her most gravid state, she needs the aid of a heavily-armed spider-walker to move around and fight," Reed said, moving to the last image.
"Mighty Endowed - An American supervillainess, and I use the term loosely. Her power is her feline form and her absurdly huge breasts which, and I'm not making this up, have the ability to generate a hypnotic light. She can also make them grow and shrink,
but she can't make them smaller than three times the size of her head. Her breasts are so heavy that she needs help to stand up."
Reed closed the presentation. The other heroes in the room murmured.
"Why are you telling us this, Reed?" Batman asked, deciding to cut right to the point.
Reed called up an image of a reactor explosion. "Three weeks ago a factory in China exploded, Big Bertha, Mother of Champions, and Mighty Endowed all getting caught up in the blast, the former two investigating the latter's presence there. The three of
them were disintigrated when the reactor exploded, but because the Chinese government were also experimenting with magic, the three of them weren't killed, but dispersed, their bodies and souls spreading out and latching on to every female on the planet."
The murmurs began again, more nervous this time. "What's going to happen?" Steel asked.
Reed sighed. "Every affected woman now has the abilities of all three. And they'll be compelled to use them," he said.
Flash groaned. "Which means we're gonna have to deal with fat brutes that can give birth to instant armies and have hypno-boobs," he said. "I don't know whether to laugh or cry."
"So far it hasn't happened yet," Reed said. "The compulsion isn't strong enough. But we need to spread the word FAST before it DOES get that strong..."
"If it's not already too late," Spider-Man muttered.
And in perfect tradition with such plots, as the heroes found out later, it was indeed already too late...
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