Title

Lois is transformed into a chair

by barrymanilow
Storyline Stories
Characters Lois Lane Superman Lex Luthor
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Lex Luthor sat in his evil labs, wringing his hands maniacally. He looked at his new invention.

“Behold, the transforming ray! With its awesome power to transform people, I will soon be able to defeat that blasted Superman and TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Nya ha ha!”

He grabbed the ray and flew off on his rocket, up to no good.

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Lois Lane sat eagerly in the coffee shop. She was finally about to meet Dr. Superduper, the guy who had been feeding her information.

Finally, she saw him come over and start to sit down.

“Hello, I’m Manuel Cole,” he said, extending his hand.

Suddenly, a mugger popped out of an alleyway and shot Manuel nine times in the chest, brutally killing him. No one cared about him, however. Lois decided to get some coffee and go home.

Lois started to walk back home. As she was walking, however, suddenly Lex Luthor flew in on his mini rocket. That darn villain! What nefarious scheme was he up to this time?

“Nya ha ha! Well if it isn’t Lois Lane!”

“Luthor, you villain! What villainous plots do you have up your sleeve?”

“Well my dear, I think you’re the perfect test subject for my new TRANSFORMING RAY!”

Suddenly Luthor fired a ray from his device at Lois. She felt herself changing…but into what?

Suddenly Lois realized that she was transformed…into a chair! She still had eyes to see and a mouth at the top, but other than that she was completely a chair!
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“Ha ha! I’m sure Superman will be “chair-y” happy to see you!” Luthor laughed as he flew off.

Curses! What could she possibly do now?

Lois, unable to move because she is a chair, sat there in the street for an hour or so until Superman flew in to see her.

“Lois! What in blue blazes has happened? Why are you a chair?”

“Superman! That fiend Luthor transformed me with his nefarious ray gun invention!”

“Blast! Lois, do you know what that means? If Luthor has the power to transform people into chairs, then surely he’s going to try to conquer the entire world!”

“Superman, help me transform back! I don’t want to be a chair! Can you do anything?”

“Hmm…I’ll have to think of something,” Superman said as he sat there and pondered.

Suddenly Lois noticed something – he had a bulge in his pants!

“Superman! Why do you have a bulge in your pants?”

“Well Lois…to be honest…the sight of you as a chair has gotten me quite aroused…”<o:p></o:p>


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gothamalleyviper - 12/18/2014 10:05 PM
ES, look for a doctor in the fish
ESchorcho - 12/18/2014 10:00 PM
GAV, I loved the chapter. I did like the Diana/Lois interaction. Still can't believe I did that. What is going to happen in the ceremony? Want to continue this in the message board?
gothamalleyviper - 12/18/2014 9:34 PM
I am wondering if the same people are posting twisted Disney Princess stories here http://www.pinterest.com/pin/552746554236351206/
gothamalleyviper - 12/18/2014 9:31 PM
@ ES, I did incorporate it, I hope you like where I took the rest of the cast throw the morning.
ESchorcho - 12/18/2014 9:16 PM
gothamalleyviper, I messed up on my Lois Human Sacrifice chapter in Rubber Queen. It should have come after your Human Sacrifice chapter. Can't believe I did that.
colleem - 12/18/2014 11:25 AM
Susan´s dream is online. I will try to write Tony´s dream until Saturday. If someone want to write with CC and me in this Story just tell it :) We are talking about Email for better planing
gothamalleyviper - 12/17/2014 8:42 PM
I am about half way throw the chapter for Rubberqueen, and plotted out the "Wedding Chapter", but I keep getting interupted by my life AFK. I kind of want the Warhamer can from 63 Joker and go play "Whack-a-Joe"
colleem - 12/17/2014 2:14 PM
Oprimus... dont you think that it is a bit... unfair to post empty chapters?
ESchorcho - 12/17/2014 7:34 AM
gothamalleyviper, do you need any help with Rubber Queen? Let me know. If you want to start a discussion in the Message Board I would be willing to talk.
gothamalleyviper - 12/14/2014 4:39 PM
Posted 63rd Joker, working on Rubber Queen



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